Snidha Plays with her friend

Age:  5 and half

Snidha was fighting with her friend. After her friend left:

Me:  Snidha, you should not fight with her. She has come to your house, so you should give her special treatment

Snidha:  Papa, she was not listening to me..  main us se badi hoon na..

Me:  Beta, you are only few months older.. you are almost same age.. few months ka difference same hi hota hai..

Snidha:  Par woh aise kar rahi thi..

Me:  Ok, now eat your dinner.. you should eat by yourself. You are now 5 years

Snidha:  Piyu also does not eat herself..

Me:  Bete.. aap bade bhi ho na thode se.. after 5 you should be eating by yourself

Snidha:  Achha.. esme aap kehte ho ke main badi hoon.. aur pehle keh rahe the ke same hi hota hai..

Me:  stumped

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She still bosses around her friend saying she is elder :)